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I thought we were done. We agreed. The suggestions of keeping going have always been laughed away with a little hint of fear.

This afternoon my wife calls me from the doctor's office, you know, the "lady parts" doctor. He confirmed what we already had suspicions about but were 99% certain it was impossible.

She's PREGNANT!!!!

Oh. God.

I need a drink. 

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Posted by NukeDad, on 04-03-2008 , IP 24.136.188.167, Registered Bummer. It's going to be harder for you to get a tee time now that you're going to have a fivesome.   » Reply to this comment... Posted by Cosmo Cramer, on 04-02-2008 , IP 68.72.15.135, Registered Did you find out who the father is?   » Reply to this comment... Posted by James Grayson, on 04-02-2008 , IP 70.113.198.99, Registered April Fools? What's that?          » Reply to this comment... Posted by PatGlennon, on 04-01-2008 , IP 75.67.11.60, Registered April Fools?    If really, congratulations. Embrace the beauty of the mayhem that is a larger brood!   » Reply to this comment... Posted by Ed Lamaze, on 04-01-2008 , IP 24.166.231.72, Registered April Fools, right?   » Reply to this comment...