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This article originally ran at Quirkee.com on May 31, 2007. Until I transfer over all of my articles into my archives here I'll run them now and then.

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Are You Going to Eat Those Frog Legs? 

Having always been somewhat of a picky eater, my time spent in the kitchen whipping up fabulous meals were few and far between. When I think back on the years I spent growing up at home, the only vivid memory of me in the kitchen with my Mom helping her cook is on Sunday mornings making cinnamon rolls. Pillsbury rolls, not homemade ones. This was not because my Mom can’t make homemade cinnamon rolls, but because it was Sunday morning and we were usually in a rush to get ready for church.

My first year of college at Texas Tech University in Lubbock, TX, I lived in a dorm like most freshmen and meals were "prepared" in the dining halls. I consumed more Count Chocula, Apple Jacks, and chocolate milk that semester than any one person should ingest in their entire life. That was also the first time I remember eating a steak.

Never mind. That is just too gross to type.

College was the place where I learned to try foods that were not French fries or peanut butter and jelly. I started eating salad, turkey, ham, bacon, eggs, cheese that wasn’t Velveeta, chicken, pizza with meat on it, hamburgers, and more. I was never a meat eater growing up. With the exception of hot dogs, I’m not sure when it was that I stopped eating meat, but I was definitely under the age of ten. I remember when I was a senior in high school I ate beef again for the first time. It was Taco Bell tacos smothered in hot sauce to disguise the taste. I never really liked the consistency of meat when I was a kid. I would have been a vegetarian but the just hearing the word "vegetable" made me gag a little.

Throughout the years I branched out and tried new things. When I was twenty-one I tried alligator (one bite) and a raw oyster (the only one I’ve ever had) at a restaurant here in Austin. The alligator was chewy and tough and I didn’t bother taking a second bite since the first one lasted ten minutes. The raw oyster was slimy and almost came back out. I blocked its escape attempt by putting up a saltine cracker roadblock. I never really tasted the oyster and I’m okay with that.

I also tried frog legs once. I was glad that I could do it and wanted to be polite since it was at my wife's company dinner. The next time I can say "No thank you, I’m allergic" and I won’t be lying. It’s true. I’m allergic to the taste and it makes me sick. Why anybody would eat the skinny little legs of a frog is beyond me. I equate that to eating chocolate covered beetles. It’s considered a delicacy in some countries. Those countries should try peanut M&M’s. A bag of those and I am all set. The thought of eating a bag of chocolate covered bugs makes me want to vomit in said bag.

So while I still prefer only pepperoni pizza, I’ll eat slices with various toppings every now and them. I love a good filet mignon wrapped in bacon or a nice juicy slab of brisket. I’ll grill chicken once a week. A turkey or ham sandwich makes for a delicious lunch. Pork tenderloin is one of my favorites. I’m not a vegetarian by any means even though it would probably be better for my body. I do like broccoli, green beans, corn, carrots, sweet potatoes, asparagus, and other veggies. Fruit is always yummy, but like many people I surely don’t eat enough.

My son is the same picky eater I was as a kid. He loved veggies and meats as a baby but now mostly eats peanut butter, chocolate milk, peanut butter, apples, peanut butter, grapes, peanut butter, and waffles or pancakes. It concerns our pediatrician some but he sure is easy to cook for. Besides, I am living proof that you can survive on a single food group as a child and blossom into an adult that eats a variety of things!

Maybe when he is in high school we can go out for tacos one night and I can give him tips on how to choke down the dining hall hockey puck steak during his freshman year in college.

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Posted by james, on 06-11-2008 , IP 70.113.198.99, Registered     Yea, and a 50lb bag of Lay's potato chips, too!     Have fun in China, Jim! So I'm not banned yet, huh? Hmmmm   » Reply to this comment... Posted by BusyDad, on 06-11-2008 , IP 222.171.22.49, Guest At least your site is not banned in China like mine (greetings from Harbin!). Let me just say you should never eat in China. I can eat anything that moves, so this trip has been a gastronomic orgy for me. But if frog legs and raw oysters scare you, I'd pack a 50 lb sack of m&ms if you ever decide to vacation here!   » Reply to this comment...